(Source: omfgrant)

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(Source: cowbellguy)

"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."
— Matty Healy (the 1975)

(Source: hightydes)

asap-king:

stay humble.

(Source: penalty)

"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."
John Green (Paper Towns)

(Source: feellng)

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: croahtoan)

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment
romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment
romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

(Source: hoohah)

communistbakery:

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

can’t risk it…

communistbakery:

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

can’t risk it…